1. The first question is obvious – Are you bored?
Well, Obviously
2. How long have you been bored?
Since 7:20 this morning.
3. Do you think this survey will be boring?
Oh, no, not at all.
4. Do you have wallpaper in your room?
Fuck wallpaper
5. Did you ever eat a crayon when you were little?
Yes, what didn’t I eat when I was little?
6. How tall is your uncle?
The tallest uncle is 6’9!
7. What kind of dishwasher detergent do you use?
Unfortunately, yes.
8. Do you have a favorite sports team?
Baseball-da sox, Football- cowboys, Soccer-Womens nationals!, and I really like UVA football too.
9. How are they doing this year?
Sox are doing alright, Cowboys are doing real well!, Womens team hasn’t played, and UVA is doing bad, as always.
10. What’s the most boring movie you’ve ever sat through?
This one, Julius Caesar.
11. What subject in school is the most boring?
Deffinently not english, Bambi keeps everything interesting.
12. Did you ever have a cat that got stuck in a tree?
Actually, yes!
13. Who are you voting for in 2008?
donald.
14. Sandals or flip-flops?
Flip Flops, son!
15. Ever accidently broken a window while playing baseball?
Ha, no!
16. What’s your dream car?
My babyyyyy!
17. Most boring show on TV?
A whole lot.
18. Does yard work bore you?
I love to farm, NOT!
19. What size shirt do you wear?
I’m a small/medium.
20. Who was your 6th grade English teacher?
Alley, she was so nice!
21. How much money is in your wallet/purse right now?
I actually have a whole lot, like 110 or something. 
22. Do you use your cell phone’s alarm clock to wake up in the morning?
Yeah, I wake up to reveille
23. Describe the ugliest house on your block
THE KITTTY HOUSE!
24. Do you like candy corn?
Oh, yeah, I do!
25. How many posters do you have in your room?
Not a single one, I’m more of a contemporary adult look. I like suttle
26. Golf on TV. Boring?
No, It’s my favorite thing to watch.
27. Is your room clean or dirty right now?
Very “dirty” if you know what I mean 
28. What was your longest relationship?
10 and 1/2 months…
29. Do you still talk to that person?
We just started talking again.
30. Was this survey boring?
Somewhat.
I’m done, I’m doing something more important.
I love you Capri.
